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End of the Road

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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>I disagree. Clearly, you know nothing of camp. The end.</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:84f5daa12df7d1f5fd2dd535c0c0f502' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>Well, you\'ve convinced me.</p>\n<p>Time to close up shop then. You folks can all get a refund on your way out. Just ask the unsavory-looking woman in the oily trench-coat.</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:84280b3c5ade028e880823642a4c0b0f' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>The acting im Miracle Day is far worse than the first 3 seasons--although i would say that I have always found Gwen\'s performances onee dimensional and yes in this ep she did act like a teenager having a strop=apologies to all those teens who do not have strops.I do think that the overall quality of the acting has been impacted on by the paper thin charactor developement--it would take Helen Mirren to make Ester interesting.<br />\nSo agree with why not just ask CJ around for coffee--we might have been spared the previous episode and the heart to heart between Gwen and CJ.</p>\n<p>After 4 seasons where the focus of CJ charactor has been increasing multiple deaths it was only so long before they found a way to put him at risk--but unlike you i am not that intrigued by what is to come-CG will live,Gwen will rant and carry out more acts of destruction and something that can create a machine bigger or complex enough will be responsible for the Miracle.All will look black until CJ works out how to save the world -at which point someone may have to make a sacrifice--perhaps Gwen\'s baby as anyone that cute on TW is like a red flag-then we will have an even bigger miracle--the world will forget that the miracle ever occurred ready for the next global event.</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:7d4c29d79cfa3f7992c9509f79f996c7' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>You over-state my level of intrigue, as I said near the end that I was only, \"actually kind of curious\". Which, I grant you, is more intrigued than you seem to be.</p>\n<p>Sad to say, I won\'t bet against your prediction as to how it turns out &mdash; except for the baby. Even <em>I</em> don\'t think Russell T is going to stoop to sacrificing an <em>infant</em>.</p>\n<p>Would he?</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:6c4bff87d3558b815a92eb185d3b52cf' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>maybe not the baby but her parents will definetely be at risk-trouble is that a is far to easy target for Russel--whatever it is will have to have shock value--</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:12ffbe337c0f34f72186d9651d8ada4c' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>Or Rhys, now that I\'m a death watch. Given how useless he\'s been as a character this time around, it would be not great dramatic loss to the (rather doubtful, I suspect) future of the series.</p>\n<p>His death would shock (some of) the fans and yet wouldn\'t create the sort of gap in the cast that Ianto\'s demise did. This Torchwood Institute made up of all of, er, two people, can\'t be sustained for the long haul.</p>\n<p>Then again, this has turned into such a \"shitpile of bollocks\" that I\'m having a hard time imagining Davies getting another kick at the can. (But I would have cancelled <em>Friends</em> straight-away, so what do I know about how these things work &mdash; or even about what\'s popular?)</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:cf2385883f2bc45454aaceac33fc047b' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>The \"these contacts only work for me!\" was a lie on Gwen\'s part to keep Rex out of mucking up her plans and taking over the Torchwood investigation. In case it wasn\'t obvious by the fact we\'ve seen several different people use the lenses throughout the series, we also get a helpful \"Liar!\" from Esther on the screen, which Gwen closes so Rex can\'t see it. Rex, being clever, is assumed to have worked this out. Or, more likely, decided just to try it anyway.</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:d79b79ad4ea9fc7e9327cb5411067318' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>This is all very convincing except (a) for the timing (did they make the switch in the back seat of Major Kira\'s vehicle?) and (b) <em>why?</em></p>\n<p>Awfully good luck, then, that he felt like giving \'em a try, presumably just for kicks.</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:6114223a3c675154d5fb04a834bfd5a0' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>Presumably Rex picked Gwen\'s pocket, she looks in there. Rex knew his boss was coming, having deliberately made a phone call he knew they would traced, and intended to record him. So this part <i>does</i> make sense. As for the rest of it...</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:903b602ca7e81d8785e3359630d8ff60' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>That\'s a nice try to save the appearances, but ... when?</p>\n<p>Gwen and Rex were both in the back seat of the SUV. Do we need to presume a pit-stop at a gas (petrol) station on the way to give Rex the chance to, just for the hell of it, try on the lenses?</p>\n<p>We shouldn\'t need to work so hard to make basic plot devices make sense, quoth Young Geoffrey.</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:f507fd49382a8f13ce3155b97cd58c97' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>Not bad. By this I mean the things that were bad about it were the things that were bad about the first two seasons—hammy acting, gigantic plotholes, and so on—rather than the things that were bad about most of the episodes in MD so far, which were far greater sins. </p>\n<p>I am convinced that Angelo\'s autopsy will reveal that the cause of death was Jack\'s monologues, and I\'ll be disappointed if it\'s anything else.</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:e498ecc176b2179b9f9bf4e88689ddc9' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table './edadmin_drpl1/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>You\'re quite welcome. You keep posting zingers here, I\'m going to keep quoting \'em.</p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I confess I\'m actually hoping this edition\'s mediocrity marks the high-water mark. When a show is this far past saving, it\'ll be a lot more fun to write about if the final two episodes really stink. Mind you, there was a lot to make fun of here anyway, wasn\'t there?</p>\n', created = 1513352660, expire = 1513439060, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:25ce8ce07028fd2a22175cac79eb5733' in /home/edadmin/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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Torchwood: Mediocre Day

 

Torchwood: The action never stops.
The thrills never stop on Torchwood: Miracle Day.

It's not unusual, but it is nevertheless always a sad time when a fan is forced to point to mediocrity and declare it Good. The Russell T Davies- and Jane Espenson-penned End of the Road brings us to that point with Torchwood: Miracle Day.

The best episode of the series to date, and by quite a margin, is also blandly pedestrian television at its best, with moments that are quite a bit less than that. Slow moving and burdened by long-winded info-dumps, the characters still act like idiots and the lousy security at secret bases still kicks one's suspension of disbelief in both balls.

But this week, things do move, and one is left with the thought that, with not too many changes, End of the Road could have been an entertaining and intriguing follow-up to the series-opener.

Too bad it's the eighth episode out of ten, not the second.

The story continues directly from last week's climaxus interruptus. To no one's surprise, Jack and the gang accept Olivia (Nana Visitor) Colasanto's invitation to visit her grand-father, confirming the wide-spread impression that the past few episodes have been utterly meaningless.

Possible a little more surprising, Angelo looks every inch of his 100-plus years and, if I got it right, is now hanging on only thanks to the Miracle — which is pretty convenient timing, given that Angelo actually has nothing to do with the Miracle after all.

What-what-what! I hear you cry. The kidnappings, the chases, the subterfuge? Apparently, that was all to protect Jack, not to kill him. Which really begs the question I asked last week: Why didn't they just call?

Nana Visitor gamely dishes out techno-babble until she gets exploded, explaining that Angelo wasn't denied access to Pink Floyd's secret club because he was a nobody, but because he went Judas one better by not only kissing the sacrificial god, but by schtupping him, too.

Anyway, while everyone is standing around trading exposition, Our Lady of the Stilettos fails to notice the other guards outside her SUV are having guns pointed at their heads. In fact, she only realizes anything is amiss when Brian (Wayne_Knight) Friedkin (remember him?) points a gun at her head.

Friedkin explains he is in a hurry, but doesn't let his haste stop him from having some private face time with Rex.

Why? To Tell All of course! He also explains that he doesn't just work for the Families, he is owned by them. But clever Rex is now wearing the magic contact lenses he had been told before would only work for Gwen. (Why the switch? When did it happen? Who cares! This is Torchwood!)

Rex lets his ex-boss know he's been punked — but good! — and Friedkin realizes he should have paid more attention to those old Hollywood B movies he watched on late-night television.

The irony! It burns!

Enter Friedkin's boss, Allen Shapiro, in the form of a slumming John de Lancie who — just for a moment — seems poised to offer an advanced class as a representative of the William Shatner School of Charismatic Hamming-It-Up, but instead we watch the material slowly devour his soul.

Brought up to date and now convinced that Rex and Esther are innocent, Shapiro observes of Pink Floyd's Three Families, "Whoever these people are, they're a lot smarter than" Friedkin.

Or maybe not, since nobody bothered to check Friedkin for weapons. Like, maybe, a bomb.

Before you can say, "Make it so," Friedkin — using the detonator so cleverly hidden on his wrist — blows himself, Major Kira and a couple of Red Shirts to kingdom come.

Jack decides the ensuing chaos is the perfect time for a heart-to-heart with his murderous old flame. "More bloodshed," he whispers in the old man's ear. "All these years later, my life hasn't changed."

Vapid monologue complete, Jack kisses Angelo, who responds (whether to the monologue or to the kiss is unclear) by doing the impossible — he dies! (Jack knows this because the body starts to go cold about 10 seconds later. But — nevermind!

Cut to a television nobody is watching for a brief update on the Worldwide Catastrophe that Doesn't Disrupt Commercial Aviation or the Lives of California Beach Bums.

It seems that, because of the Miracle, Greece and Spain have declared bankruptcy and, "Spain is going under. They're going to take the whole European Union down with them."

Is this show a rigorous exercise in world-building and political commentary or what, folks!

Since things have been moving so fast, it's time for the traditional insecure cell-phone conversations.

Esther has a heart-to-heart with her sister, courtesy of a blonde colleague at the CIA (who, we learn soon after, is actually in league with Pink Floyd). Esther's sister (What? You don't remember Esther's sister? Shame on you!) is determined to "volunteer" as a Category One, taking her kids with her. "Online," she says, "there's thousands of us." Thousands of would-be suicides who presumably are afraid of heights or don't have easy access to a 44th floor.

Esther doesn't call in child protection this time, but only grits that "we need to ... fix this stinking world."

About the same time, Gwen gets through to Wales for another chat with Rhys and, this time, her mum too, from whom she gets an awkwardly-scripted but spiritedly performed pep-talk, which we know is emotionally significant because Murray Gold's score rises dramatically in volume. Also, Rhys says something, but I don't remember what.

Then, the blonde agent's black, crew-cutted colleague (who probably isn't working for Pink Floyd) reports that Oswald Danes (remember him? Bully!) is, "preaching hellfire and salvation" and is "the most popular man in the world right now."

I am a publicist, but do I not bleed?
I am a publicist, do I not bleed?

Two episodes and at least 27 minutes since we last saw hide or hair of Oswald Danes or Jilly Kitzinger, I guess it's high time we get back to Dallas, where Oswald is still(!) preparing to preach to a stadium filled with Russell T Davies' idealized vision of humanity.

Oswald is nervous though, and so (after a yet another interminable info-dump from Jilly) tells Jilly he wants her to get him a girl. Or rather, a woman — and make her a red-head!

Seems Oswald wants to graduate from the rape and murder of children to dinner with whores. It's crass, but for once, a character's actions actually make intuitive sense. Oswald's purpose in the larger "story" remains unclear as ever, but give credit where it's due: this one scene is credible.

Jilly is disgusted and says so, but nevertheless heads off to do the deed. She is interrupted in the hall by an eager young woman offering her services as a personal assistant — we'll soon find out she's actually with the CIA. Jilly accepts her offer, and says, Get me a sandwich, then find Oswald a whore.

The prostitute, though, isn't too bright. Tiny as a child herself, she does a Vera Juarez and insults and belittles a dangerous man while alone with him. The viewer fully expects a brutal murder to ensue. But we've forgotten that what story there is to Torchwood: Miracle Day is one driven entirely by idiots. The prostitute's role here is to tell Danes that he has been classified as a Category 0 and so will soon be off to the ovens.

Angry and frightened, Oswald pays a visit to Jilly. What's up with this Category 0 stuff? Jilly takes some pleasure in explaining that the government has plans for people like Oswald, for those who have transgressed too far against human decency.

So much for your legal technicalities, Oswald!

Oswald bloodies Jilly's mouth, then runs off (was it me, or was he clutching a purse?) as Jilly shrieks that he's in even bigger trouble now! A rape and murder conviction is nothing compared to common assault in the new world order!

She's then approached by the mysterious handsome man from some previous episode, who offers her a better job. No, not with PhyCorp (remember PhyCorp? Oh, right. Why should you?), but with something much bigger — the Families! As an incentive, he tells her that her new assistant is a CIA plant and then shoots her.

Sign me up! quoth our Jilly.

Meanwhile, Jack is pouting un-subtly keeping a secret. A secret which will be revealed momentarily anyway, since there are but two episodes left to go in the series, and also because none of these faux-dramatic set-pieces are meant to advance the plot anyway.

The CIA's forensic experts having gone over the deceased Angelo's home with the brilliant proffesionalism we've come to expect from any organization that comes into contact with Torchwood, our heroes and a couple of Company minders hang around the now-emptied bedroom, doing nothing in particular.

It's Esther, of all people, who notices that the spot on which Angelo's bed had been is very different than the rest of the floor! Maybe, she infers, there's something underneath!

Jack says Oh noes! Whatever you do don't look under there and especially whatever you do, don't tell your boss!

Esther hurries to spill the beans and soon a crew in haz-mat suits uncovers some fancy flooring tiles — sorry, an alien transmitter cleverly disguised to look like some fancy flooring tiles.

Shapiro gets understandably pissed that Jack won't tell him what's going on, so he deports Gwen. "From this moment on, Torchwood is defunct." Now it's Gwen's turn emote again. She yells at people, makes empty threats and promises, and even hurls some papers to the floor as she's escorted down the hall and towards yet another trans-Atlantic flight complete with complimentary peanuts and beer.

Now that Gwen's gone, Jack decides he might as well explain everything after all.

The mystery device is, "Some sort of transmitter" that "mostly proves my theory that immortality is caused by some sort of morphic field." Unfortunately, "saying it's a 'morphic field' is, is, as vague as saying it's radiation."

Most. Pointless. And yet unconvincing. Techno-babble. Ever.

Beware the Tiles of Doom!
Beware the Tiles of Doom!

But it's enough to impress Shapiro, who declares Jack an Expert and tells him to "make it safe" before wandering off for a coffee and donut, leaving Jack to have his perverted ways with the Dangerous Alien Tech.

Jack modifies the flooring tiles — sorry, the transmitter — to create a cone of silence. I'm a celebrity alien hunter! he explains to Rex and Esther. Get me outta here!.

But the plan goes awry and the episode closes with Gwen staring wistfully at clouds from her first class flight while Jack lies bleeding in the back seat of an SUV driven by Esther, who doesn't know where she's going.

Which gives us the first real cliff-hanger since the end of the Episode One. And so it is that I find myself, for the first time since that episode, actually kind of curious about what happens next.

Unfortunately, "actually kind of curious" is a pretty tepid enthusiasm for a series lumbering like a fat, crippled and incontinent black bear towards its presumable climax.

Torchwood: Miracle Day has so far been a thriller without tension, science fiction without world-building, adventure without action and a mystery whose few clues have been handed to our heroes like wafers at a Catholic mass.

Which makes even this, best, episode of Torchwood: Miracle Day pretty awful television. Maybe not quite "the biggest shitpile in the history of bollocks", but a bizarrely — a remarkably — incompetent example of failed story-telling.

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I disagree. Clearly, you know

I disagree. Clearly, you know nothing of camp. The end.

Clearly not

Well, you've convinced me.

Time to close up shop then. You folks can all get a refund on your way out. Just ask the unsavory-looking woman in the oily trench-coat.

The acting im Miracle Day is

The acting im Miracle Day is far worse than the first 3 seasons--although i would say that I have always found Gwen's performances onee dimensional and yes in this ep she did act like a teenager having a strop=apologies to all those teens who do not have strops.I do think that the overall quality of the acting has been impacted on by the paper thin charactor developement--it would take Helen Mirren to make Ester interesting.
So agree with why not just ask CJ around for coffee--we might have been spared the previous episode and the heart to heart between Gwen and CJ.

After 4 seasons where the focus of CJ charactor has been increasing multiple deaths it was only so long before they found a way to put him at risk--but unlike you i am not that intrigued by what is to come-CG will live,Gwen will rant and carry out more acts of destruction and something that can create a machine bigger or complex enough will be responsible for the Miracle.All will look black until CJ works out how to save the world -at which point someone may have to make a sacrifice--perhaps Gwen's baby as anyone that cute on TW is like a red flag-then we will have an even bigger miracle--the world will forget that the miracle ever occurred ready for the next global event.

Re: The acting im Miracle Day is

You over-state my level of intrigue, as I said near the end that I was only, "actually kind of curious". Which, I grant you, is more intrigued than you seem to be.

Sad to say, I won't bet against your prediction as to how it turns out — except for the baby. Even I don't think Russell T is going to stoop to sacrificing an infant.

Would he?

maybe not the baby but her

maybe not the baby but her parents will definetely be at risk-trouble is that a is far to easy target for Russel--whatever it is will have to have shock value--

Re: maybe not the baby but her

Or Rhys, now that I'm a death watch. Given how useless he's been as a character this time around, it would be not great dramatic loss to the (rather doubtful, I suspect) future of the series.

His death would shock (some of) the fans and yet wouldn't create the sort of gap in the cast that Ianto's demise did. This Torchwood Institute made up of all of, er, two people, can't be sustained for the long haul.

Then again, this has turned into such a "shitpile of bollocks" that I'm having a hard time imagining Davies getting another kick at the can. (But I would have cancelled Friends straight-away, so what do I know about how these things work — or even about what's popular?)

Lenses

The "these contacts only work for me!" was a lie on Gwen's part to keep Rex out of mucking up her plans and taking over the Torchwood investigation. In case it wasn't obvious by the fact we've seen several different people use the lenses throughout the series, we also get a helpful "Liar!" from Esther on the screen, which Gwen closes so Rex can't see it. Rex, being clever, is assumed to have worked this out. Or, more likely, decided just to try it anyway.

Re: Lenses

This is all very convincing except (a) for the timing (did they make the switch in the back seat of Major Kira's vehicle?) and (b) why?

Awfully good luck, then, that he felt like giving 'em a try, presumably just for kicks.

Presumably Rex picked Gwen's

Presumably Rex picked Gwen's pocket, she looks in there. Rex knew his boss was coming, having deliberately made a phone call he knew they would traced, and intended to record him. So this part does make sense. As for the rest of it...

Re: Presumably Rex picked Gwen's

That's a nice try to save the appearances, but ... when?

Gwen and Rex were both in the back seat of the SUV. Do we need to presume a pit-stop at a gas (petrol) station on the way to give Rex the chance to, just for the hell of it, try on the lenses?

We shouldn't need to work so hard to make basic plot devices make sense, quoth Young Geoffrey.

Thanks for the hat-tip

Not bad. By this I mean the things that were bad about it were the things that were bad about the first two seasons—hammy acting, gigantic plotholes, and so on—rather than the things that were bad about most of the episodes in MD so far, which were far greater sins.

I am convinced that Angelo's autopsy will reveal that the cause of death was Jack's monologues, and I'll be disappointed if it's anything else.

Re: Thanks for the hat-tip

You're quite welcome. You keep posting zingers here, I'm going to keep quoting 'em.

Meanwhile, I confess I'm actually hoping this edition's mediocrity marks the high-water mark. When a show is this far past saving, it'll be a lot more fun to write about if the final two episodes really stink. Mind you, there was a lot to make fun of here anyway, wasn't there?

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